He’s a fucking 5 year old
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nobody likes a hooker haha
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life is hard when you’re an ugly girl that likes cute boys

(Source: lickme-like-a-loli)


the concept of liking someone and them liking you back and you deciding to date each other literally just baffles me because it has never once happened for me in my entire life

how are you all doing this

how are you people making it look so easy

how are you finding people who like you back and want to date you and then actually do it


I don’t know why but this looks to me like I’m on an operation table receiving surgery from cats

When I’ve Been Drinkin’- Jon Pardi
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Play up your look with a pop of color like taylorswift. 
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If Krug and Smith don’t get re-signs I’m burning Peter Chiarelli at the stake.